Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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