What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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