I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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