All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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