im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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