You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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