I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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