drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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