i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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