$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If I had your ass I would rule the world
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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