so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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