Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
The adults are the big ones right?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
