I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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