check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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