i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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