I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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