Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity http://tfl.nu/negt
  Replies (1) Good night (1214) Bad night (442) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Good decisions....

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant (978): Good decisions.... (401): Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up http://tfl.nu/4ade
  Replies (7) Good night (2164) Bad night (478)
• Favorite

  (971): View more from Oregon

  Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously

  (503): View more from Oregon

  you are my hero

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (971): Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously (503): you are my hero http://tfl.nu/me35
  Replies (20) Good night (4804) Bad night (930)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision http://tfl.nu/37aw
  Replies (11) Good night (5784) Bad night (447) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup. http://tfl.nu/a2al
  Replies (13) Good night (569) Bad night (3282) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense http://tfl.nu/aaqg
  Replies (20) Good night (7900) Bad night (803) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high. http://tfl.nu/0v2t
  Replies (35) Good night (6571) Bad night (1202) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all http://tfl.nu/xfbz
  Replies (12) Good night (2772) Bad night (915) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I think there was chlamydia in those woods.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): I think there was chlamydia in those woods. http://tfl.nu/fxcg
  Replies (5) Good night (562) Bad night (2180) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far. http://tfl.nu/o4x5
  Replies (5) Good night (1446) Bad night (404) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy? http://tfl.nu/qpaa
  Replies (12) Good night (2268) Bad night (664) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day. http://tfl.nu/48u4
  Replies (10) Good night (1950) Bad night (488) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea http://tfl.nu/lnc6
  Replies (8) Good night (417) Bad night (1548) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse http://tfl.nu/8kf4
  Replies (2) Good night (264) Bad night (876) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now.. http://tfl.nu/kgaa
  Replies (2) Good night (659) Bad night (106) Order T-Shirt

Randomize