You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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