glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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