I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You pole danced in your parka.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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