Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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