even my farts smell like vagina
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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