My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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