I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
