I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Randomize
