so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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