there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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