she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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