I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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