Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
All I want is dick and wine.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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