It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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