I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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