i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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