he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
don't judge my taste in strippers
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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