Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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