He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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