I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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