I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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