Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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