I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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