don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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