Welp...herpes.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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