A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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