And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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