So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
