Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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