who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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