I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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