sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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