Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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