Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry modelforyou hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(208): View more from Idaho

Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly

(1-208): View more from Idaho

What is a GED?

Fav 47 1331 10264
share tweet
(303): View more from Colorado

Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.

Fav 20 8897 1671
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(816): View more from Missouri

She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.

Fav 19 2188 5870
share tweet
(985): View more from Louisiana

Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!

Fav 60 6586 2077
share tweet
(561): View more from Florida

I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"

Fav 18 5677 1792
share tweet
(772): View more from Florida

He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.

Fav 14 1865 2622
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?

Fav 8 2346 1139
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(941): View more from Florida

"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"

Fav 2 825 482
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(704): View more from North Carolina

I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.

Fav 0 43 57
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT