Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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