I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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