Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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