well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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