If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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